by Dirk Hayhurst | Dec 4, 2011 | General, Uncategorized
Back by popular demand—and/or boredom—is the great, international Garfookie contest!!!! What is a Garfookie, you ask? Why, it’s a Christmas cookie (or similarly baked good) identical in shape and form to a real Garfoose. Caution: baking something as terrifying as a... by Dirk Hayhurst | Dec 1, 2011 | baseball
I got up today because the dog woke me up. Between waiting for his bowel movement and the consumption of my own breakfast, I spun over to ESPN to check out what Kruk had to say about Bobby V coming in to skipper the Sox. Kruk Said Bobby V was exactly what the Sox... by Dirk Hayhurst | Sep 19, 2011 | baseball, MILB Survival Tips
No no no—not steroids. I’m not talking about the kind of cheating wherein in you put your life in jeopardy. I’m talking about the kind of stuff that an umpire like Joe West would have a conniption about if he caught you doing it. The kind of stuff Gaylord Perry,... by Dirk Hayhurst | Sep 15, 2011 | baseball, General, Spirituality, Uncategorized
“Did you see Manny got arrested?” I asked my dearest Bonnie, presently standing at my side with matching coffee cup and pajamas. “Shocker,” she said “Yeah,” I took a sip, “I guess. Though I was kinda surprised. He wasn’t the smartest guy I played with, but he didn’t... by Dirk Hayhurst | Sep 14, 2011 | baseball, General, Spirituality, Uncategorized
“If I tried to lift that over my head, the weight would crush me like one of those Super Mario Goombas,” I said, making a raspberry noise. Big J, laughed at me as he stepped out from under the weight rack. He always laughs at me when I say stuff like that. I didn’t...