Back by popular demand—and/or boredom—is the great, international Garfookie contest!!!!
What is a Garfookie, you ask? Why, it’s a Christmas cookie (or similarly baked good) identical in shape and form to a real Garfoose.
Caution: baking something as terrifying as a Garfoose may cause damage to your oven, nightmares, and hallucinations involving moose and giraffes.
RULES: Bake a Garfookie by December 15th and tweet or email a shot of you and your Garfookie to me via my Email address (thegarfoose@gmail.com) or to my Twitter account (@TheGarfoose). I’ll nab your Garfookie picture and repost it here for all the world to see, and to be voted on by Garfookie experts. Make sure to include your contact info so I can let you know if you won.
While you may voice your opinons about which Garfookie is most worthy of victory, I, Mr. Garfoose (and possibly Mrs. Garfoose… marriage…) will decide the final winner.
What do you win for creating a ferocious yet delectable Garfookie? Why, an ADVANCED COPY OF OUT OF MY LEAGUE! Staring my alter ego, Dirk Hayhurst!
The full prize includes a copy of the ADVANCED UNCORRECTED PROOF of OUT OF MY LEAGUE, and a signed Allen and Ginter Topps card with me dressed up as a Garfoose. THERE WILL BE TWO WINNERS SELECTED.
Look, you were going to bake something for the holiday season anyway, why do the same old boring crap like snow flakes and candy canes? A Garfookie will make Santa happy… or eat all his reindeer…Merry Christmas!
The winners will be announced on December 15th, and the books sent ASAP, direct from the publishing house (fairy dust not included).
Current Contestants Below.
Mmmm… ferocious and delicious!
These cookies eat the other cookies for snacks.