The Bearded Dirk

Tales from the bearded Dirk. #Thebeardeddirk In the offseason I grow a beard. It’s not going to win me the World Series, but it’s also not going to get me back-roomed by Rogers and told I need to shave. I grow the beard in part because the off season is my...

Me And Pedro Down By The School Yard

Today I hosted my first segment of a live television show, ever. Of all things, it was to chat pitching with Pedro Martinez. Wow. Just wow. Talk about boyhood dreams made real… Usually I take a lot of flack after my broadcasts for being a done-nothing/never-was...

The Dream I Dream.

I don’t have a lot of friends. Never have, actually. I look back and I know why: I’m a hard person to be around. I talk when I’m nervous, and I deal with anxiety and depression so I get nervous and or depressed for reasons I don’t really know....

Groovy Garfoose Special Needs Camp

What kind of husband would I be if I didn’t support the efforts of my wife—efforts to raise money for a free special needs summer camp, based on Broadway musicals, no less!?! A terrible one, that’s what. If you’ve read any of my books then you know I...

Ramble #3074

It’s strange writing books wherein you are the head character. People read them and they get an incomplete idea about you. Wrong, right; I don’t think it can be either. It’s just a guess, based on a passage of time presented using story elements,...