by Dirk Hayhurst | Nov 29, 2014 | baseball, Blue Jays
Josh Donaldson for Kendall Graveman, Sean Nolin, Brett Lawrie and Franklin Barreto… If you’re looking at this deal in and of itself—4 relatively unproven quantities for one proven one—the Jays got better and didn’t lose anything measurable with the subtraction... by Dirk Hayhurst | Nov 28, 2014 | baseball, Blue Jays
Hey, I got a joke for you. It’s about an artificial player who doesn’t want to play on artificial turf! You know, cuz Melky did steroids once and that makes you artificial, and turf is artificial… and…and… cheating! Amiright!? Lame. I read it in a... 
by Dirk Hayhurst | Nov 27, 2014 | Baby
Edmond— the child of Mother Munchkin, the woman who doesn’t want to work anymore and is angry at her husband, Tim, for not making that dream possible—is still crying. To be honest, I was becoming a little angry at Tim myself because if he’d just get... 
by Dirk Hayhurst | Nov 26, 2014 | baseball, Blue Jays
I mentioned in my latest Bleacher Report article that I’d met Avril Lavigne. It’s true, I did, and it was one of the most awkward, ridiculous, stereotypical celebrity encounters of my life. What happened was, I was with the Blue Jays in 2009, shagging balls in the... by Dirk Hayhurst | Nov 26, 2014 | baseball
This article was written for BleacherReport.com Some people wonder what perks come with signing a BIG big league contract. I mean, one of the huge contracts. A funny-money contract that gets compared to the gross national product of nations and makes for selfies with...