Here you’ll find all the stuff you need to start your first club house food catering business: Cheeseballs— an absolute must, the bigger the barrel, the better— animal crackers, pretzel rods, Twizzlers, candy, and, of course, the staple of any minor league diet; peanut butter. The soda machine in the background is just above and beyond, but I have to subtract points for the health content of the bananas. You’ll notice, in the background, there is an excellent industrial, multipot coffee maker, and a Red Bull refrigerator. Caffeine is a food group on the minor league nutrition pyramid.
*Not pictured: the cooler of post game domestic beers.