by Dirk Hayhurst | Sep 14, 2011 | baseball, General, Spirituality, Uncategorized
“If I tried to lift that over my head, the weight would crush me like one of those Super Mario Goombas,” I said, making a raspberry noise. Big J, laughed at me as he stepped out from under the weight rack. He always laughs at me when I say stuff like that. I didn’t... by Dirk Hayhurst | Sep 13, 2011 | General, Uncategorized
Once again I was on the yellow line edging the football field, the same yellow line this annoying mom with an inferior camera ran me off of earlier because, as she said, “It’s against the rules.” “I just want some good shots of my cousin, no... by Dirk Hayhurst | Sep 12, 2011 | baseball, General, MILB Survival Tips
Shoe cleanliness is a big deal to ball players. Don’t’ ask me why—They’re just going to get them dirty again. If you’re the pitcher, they’ll be dirty before you even get on the game mound because you have to warm up first. Hell, if they’re clean, that means you aren’t... by Dirk Hayhurst | Sep 11, 2011 | General, Spirituality, Uncategorized
Honestly, I took History of Jazz because it was an easy A. In fact, the instructor knew this was why most kids took it; one of the reasons he didn’t take attendance and kept his tests relatively idiot proof. He wasn’t tenured yet and needed students to pass the class... by Dirk Hayhurst | Sep 10, 2011 | General, Uncategorized
“Why do all the people in here look so white and scaly?” I asked, standing outside the mob of people eating the post event spread. “They’re musicians honey, they never go outside” said Bonnie. “They have to practice all day.” “Lord, they’re like vampires. I feel like... by Dirk Hayhurst | Sep 8, 2011 | General, Video Games
Yesterday I fired up the old PS1 (via PS3 emulator) to catch up on some unfinished business. Once upon a time I rented a game called Xenogears, played it for a couple of hours, then had to go do some stupid baseball crap and never got to finish. Now that I have the...