18
MAY
2013

Dustin McGowan And The Ghost Of Chris Carpenter

Pardon me for not bubbling over with glee at what seems to be Dustin McGowan’s imminent big league return. I know I probably should be, especially if I’m the Blue Jays. Dustin McGowan has made nearly $3 million over the last four years, logging only 21 innings during that...
15
MAY
2013

Melky’s MRI VS Jim Negrych’s Future.

They say part of being a professional player means you don’t wish ill on your fellow teammates. I think that’s a load of BS. This game is as much about luck and opportunity as it is good play. Hell, I’d even venture to say it’s more luck and opportunity than good play. Case in...
08
MAY
2013

How To Kill An All-Star

How To Kill an All-Star. Last year I said Ricky Romero should not have been in the big leagues to finish the year. He should have been sent down to recover from whatever mental issues were ailing him. The process should have started then, in 2012, when time was on his side. If...
06
MAY
2013

Dirty, Rotten, Cheaters…

If Clay Buchholz was caught applying a foreign substance to his hands tonight, he could (and should) be ejected on the spot — according to the rules of baseball under 8.02. But it’s highly unlikely he’ll be caught. “Because he’s not doing anything wrong!” screams his legion of...
29
APR
2013

Let Gibbons Keep His Head

Why is it so hard to just accept the fact that the Jays are playing bad baseball? Why does it have to be Gibby’s fault?  Is it impossible that ultra hyped players can’t play up to par? Does the manager, a guy all the players like, really have some super power to...
27
APR
2013

Hit The Panic Button

It’s time to hit the panic button. I know what you’re going to say. I’m a downer. It’s early. It’s a small sample size. It’s only April. This team has the ability to get hot at any time. Maybe. Then again, maybe not. Consider that the Jays are,...
20
APR
2013

JPA VS Base Clogging

Gregg Zaun and I like to argue, and that’s a good thing. It makes for bold television, better informed viewers, and, best of all, I’m always right. We were talking about JP Arenciba’s approach to the plate. Zaun was of the mind that JPA, who is presently worst among all qualified...
14
APR
2013

Kauffman Stadium: So Fresh And So Clean, Clean.

Wow, a true Cathedral of Baseball, as they say…. Although, those top level cheap seats do require a sherpa to get to. Fortunately sherpa carries your Barbecue for you… Mmm… sherpa.    
12
APR
2013

Dear Child.

Dear unborn child. Today I sat at a bar and watched a lady slowly get obliterated on four dollar Bud Light draughts. Pretty sad. Not that she got obliterated. You’ll probably experience that for yourself at some point, but that she got obliterated on Bud Light. She probably...