25
OCT
2010

Video Game Reviewer

Since this is my blog and I can talk about WHATEVER I WANT, I’ve decided to review some video games. I wont say I spend a lot of time playing video games these days, but the time I do spend is quality time. I just don’t have the time I used to, say, back when I was...
23
OCT
2010

The Year of the Umpire

I know there has been a lot of talk about how this is the year of the pitcher. I myself have talked about that only a few posts back. However, I would venture to say this has also been the year of the umpire, or, at least the year of umpire scrutiny. 2010 has been a tough season...
21
OCT
2010

Texas and the MLB Apocalypse

Just because I’m a player doesn’t mean I can’t take sides in this years hunt for the World Series. I’m a fan too, ya know, and as such I’m pulling for teams and players based on a very different scale than the average drunk guy screaming obscenities...
16
OCT
2010

Epic Bank Fail.

Banks suck because Stone Cold said so. However, since I am not Stone Cold, I must resort to tempered argument not involving steal chairs or turnbuckles. Banks suck because they do things, hidden secret things they dress up as connivence’s but then conveniently charge you to...
14
OCT
2010

Roy, Chuck, and Baseball America

...Observe Roy’s work ethic for just one cycle of the pitching rotation and any doubt you held that Chuck Norris was just God warming up to create Roy Halladay (which explains their similar looks) will irrevocably be destroyed...
14
OCT
2010

Numero Uno

...then God rested, and text messaged, and enjoyed his creation of modern Cinema, and also various forms of jerky and processed snack spreads because, being God, he does not worry about cholesterol...